Alphutte Dinner Plain

Do they have negative stars? They need them for this place! One "monster" pizza smaller than a dinner plate $40... yep forty bucks! A few pieces of salami and something purported to be chorizo with some melted cheese..deeply awful and lost out in comparison to the worst supermarket frozen pizza I have ever eaten. Our maître d when he could stop patting my partner condescendingly on the shoulder insisted we buy a whole bottle of wine instead of 2 glasses because it was cheaper, in fact it was double. Add to this a $20 salad (which was quite edible) and you have a $95 dinner that would have possibly been adequate for lunch for one adult; a scandalous rip off..avoid at all costs unless you enjoy nipping into a modest cafe with the expectation of a quick and economical meal to be charged at 5 star rates for no star food. Absolute rubbish!