Fusion, 8 Whiteman Street, Southbank

Definitely not worth the $25 (!) cover charge. Small dance floor, ridiculously overpriced drinks, bad music and far too many people standing around looking bored/snobbish. One of the worst clubs I've ever been to. Everything about Crown is so ridiculously over-hyped that I'm actually not too surprised about how bad it was.

I generally dont seem to go clubbing to often, but I went here for a friends work leave celebration. To be honest, I was certainly expecting more for what I paid in entry to the place. I'm pretty sure the price I paid to get in, would cover the dj's and the dancers pay, the lights and crown. For $25 entry i would rather have gone to the movies for better entertainment. I can think of hundreds of places i have been that would be better to spend your money on.

Nice, but crazy 'over smart' ""RACIST"" lebanese/turkish bouncer, who can turn your happiness into a disappointment, which makes you think why the f..k, out of all these other cool nightclubs in melbourne, I came to this place